Difference between revisions of "A Monkey's Guide to Lemon Tek"
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
| (7 intermediate revisions by 3 users not shown) | |||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
A Monkey's Guide to Lemon Tek | A Monkey's Guide to Lemon Tek | ||
| − | ''A way for every ceremonial monkey to utilize his | + | ''A way for every ceremonial monkey to utilize her/his psilocybin containing mushroom smartly and for their species to evolve more efficiently.'' |
1️⃣ Chop mushrooms fine.<br> | 1️⃣ Chop mushrooms fine.<br> | ||
2️⃣ Add to just enough lemon juice to cover the mushrooms. <br> | 2️⃣ Add to just enough lemon juice to cover the mushrooms. <br> | ||
| − | 3️⃣ Leave for | + | 3️⃣ Leave for max 20-30mins stirring every 5 minutes. <br> |
4️⃣ Strain with coffee filter (optional). <br> | 4️⃣ Strain with coffee filter (optional). <br> | ||
| − | 5️⃣ Mix the liquid with some water, tea or a smoothy and drink asap | + | 5️⃣ Mix the liquid with some water, tea, yogurt or a smoothy<br> |
| + | 6️⃣ Pray and be thankful, then drink asap! | ||
Yours truly,<br> | Yours truly,<br> | ||
Latest revision as of 13:57, 25 July 2020
A Monkey's Guide to Lemon Tek
A way for every ceremonial monkey to utilize her/his psilocybin containing mushroom smartly and for their species to evolve more efficiently.
1️⃣ Chop mushrooms fine.
2️⃣ Add to just enough lemon juice to cover the mushrooms.
3️⃣ Leave for max 20-30mins stirring every 5 minutes.
4️⃣ Strain with coffee filter (optional).
5️⃣ Mix the liquid with some water, tea, yogurt or a smoothy
6️⃣ Pray and be thankful, then drink asap!
Yours truly,
142.5
