A Monkey's Guide to Lemon Tek

A way for every ceremonial monkey to utilize his/her psilocybin containing mushroom smartly and for their species to evolve with an optimized efficiency.

1️⃣ Chop mushrooms fine.
2️⃣ Add to just enough lemon juice to cover the mushrooms.
3️⃣ Leave for max 20-30mins stirring every 5 minutes.
4️⃣ Strain with coffee filter (optional).
5️⃣ Mix the liquid with some water, tea, yogurt or a smoothy
6️⃣ Pray and be thankful, then drink asap!

Yours truly,
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